Thursday, September 14, 2017

The Introduction to the Hawk-Let

The Hawk-Let is the destination for Harker information.
That's not the Eaglet.
Our staff and team here at the Hawk-Let respect the Eaglet greatly, and our entire paper is based off of it. The Eaglet certainly has a wider range of material about Harker, with more resources and writers. However, our goal here at the Hawk-Let is too create a newspaper more honest and interactive with you, our reader. We intend to implement a few of our ideas that we think you might enjoy.

Here is a list of things I enjoy, which you'll probably find somewhere along the line in a post.
1.Astronomy
2.History
3.Physics
4.Theoretical Physics
5.Cosmology
6.Sherlock
7.Soccer
8.Skiing
9.Harry Potter
10.Skulduggery Pleasant
11.Stephen King(It, The Shining)
12.James Patterson
13.Basically everyone and everything on Youtube
14.Twitter
15.Clash Royale
16.Shadow of the Colossus
17.Battlefield 1
18.Boom Beach
19.John Grisham(Rogue Lawyer)
20.Harker(duh)
21.Writing
22.Lord of the Rings
23.Hunger Games
24.Percy Jackson
25.Math, but the fun stuff(Graham's number, not the Pythagorean theorem.
26.Improv
27.Cheetos
28.Biking
29.Eminem
30.England is my god church
31.Taylor Swift
32.Filming
33.Sleeping...........




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The Hawk-Let(TM) is a multi million billion dollar organization that only intends to produce content giving information, enjoyable content, the latest news, and many new events mostly Harker(Middle School) related. We have hundreds of staff members tailored in every specific subject, editors, producers, and our fabulous writers. Please refrain from posting any overly offensive or harmful content in response to us. Opinions are protected under the Amendment: Freedom of Speech. If you wish to take down any post using your name, we grant you anonymity as soon as possible. If, for any reason, you believe that a post containing your name or referring to you is disrespectful or in bad taste, we will alter, or delete it completely. You have complete freedom.
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In other, truthful words.
Yo, my name is Dyllan and this is a one man blog and newspaper. Blah blah blah, you read the previous paragraph. If you don't want your name, yell at me or something and I'll take it down immediately. I will always ask your permission before posting anything remotely correlating to you.
Welcome to the Hawk-Let, I hope you enjoy your stay!